Monthly Archives: May 2009

Bitch VS Bitches

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother

I’m a sinner, I’m a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I’m your hell, I’m your dream

I’m nothing in between

You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

It is really funny how other people hate me so much. But as Chris put it: HATERS make me laugh.

Mad Anime

Be just... or be dead!

I agree. I just shrugged it off by saying: Your insecurity is my own victory. In one forum, someone goes nuts over my spamming attitude. Remember antispam? He even quoted and modified my signature: “Behind every bitch is a man who made her that way. Bottomline is, she’s still a bitch.” Haha. Where’s my “And behind ever JERK is a sad story” line? Never mind, so here’s the bitch.

Scene 1:
There was a long queue in the supermarket , with my hands full and our grocery basket on the line, a girl who passed by bumped her pushcart against mine. So I was like – “What the – ” the girl went away as if nothing happened. That’s rude. I got my own pushcart, followed her trail and intentionally bumped her behinds.

Scene 2:
Forum Fight
Teentalk forum has played a very significant role in my life that’s why I’m not giving it up despite the fact that I’m no longer a teen. Technically yes, but I’m only twenteenfour. Haha. This forum had taught me a lot of things, even how to be bitchier. There was a girl there with an attitude problem who happened to be a GF of my bf’s pal. Are you seeing me eye to eye? Ok. So she hated me that much because I am better than her. She despised me because I am telling the truth and she thought those are crap. She herself is a crap, darn! She was insecure with my posts. We had heated argument through posts and even in IRL. Funny thing is, it is our boyfriends who are discussing things. She’s a sore loser. She even told her BF that she won’t invite me on their wedding. LOL. As if I’ll get excited! Where’s the sense of maturity? She loathes me that much. She is a failure and she can’t accept it.

Scene 3:
On a phone call, an irate customer yelled at me in his frustrations. I answered back saying he doesn’t have to shout. He kept on ranting and every time I tried to probe about his problem he snapped at me. I reasoned out and he screamed: “Don’t talk to me like that bitch!” I giggled on the phone and before he hung up I managed to say thank you.

Then on another conversation, a woman was so bitchy and demanding for a higher level of support. I rebut and say: “Ma’am, I can solve the issue. All you have to do is to cooperate and have confidence in me.” She then sighed and murmured: “Bitch…. Okay then.”

Scene 4:
Eastwood Cinema
So we chose our seats and presented our prepaid tickets to watch Angels and Demons. The cashier raised her eye brows and picked up the ticket hesitantly saying that I should have presented it earlier. I was pissed off with her remarks and rudeness so I snapped at her asking if she can’t do anything to cancel it. She navigated through her system as if she’s not trained to sitch like this. I was about to ask her if she knows her job but my boyfriend tugged me to signal : “NO”. Another teller who’s more knowledgeable than her took care of everything.

I don’t mean to be bitchy but if a situation calls for it, then GO. To bitch or not to bitch – that is the question.

After all, I’m a real bitch. My boyfriend told me so: “Shout my name, bitch!” :D

I’m a bitch, I’m a tease
I’m a goddess on my knees

When you hurt, when you suffer

I’m your angel undercover

I’ve been numb, I’m revived

Can’t say I’m not alive

You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

Sex Videos: Rewards and Drawbacks

As much as I wanted to stay nonchalant about this issue I can’t help it. So here I go again, sharing my opinions and stating facts.

With the Hayden and Katrina’s sex videos exposed online, even the Senate has been rattled so why wouldn’t I? I have high regards with Katrina Halili even when she was still in her way to stardom with Starstruck and seeing the video does not change a thing. Oh come on, we are human and sex is nothing but a humane act.

You know where the gap is? Exploitation.
Taking videos of your sexcapade is cool, what complicates the matter is public exposure.
There is nothing wrong to do deed with the film rolling, it adds excitement, preserves memories, and it inspires you more to give your best shot. It does not really matter to me if Hayden’s scandal involves Katrina, Maricar, the Brazilian model or any other girls. Every one who is engaged to sex has the right to do what he or she feels like doing it, it’s their choice. They may try new positions or use paraphernalia, and the hell I care. What annoys me is that guy’s idiocy. Insane. Why would a decent man film their sexventure and expose it later on? Absurd. Isn’t he contented that he’d already fLIcked those girls? He is the type of doctor who needs to treat himself first, positive for “attention deficit hyperactivity disorder” (ADHD) or KSP in the native tongue.

Sex videos are being continuously uploaded to the internet. The scary thing about it is you don’t know when you’ll be next. With powerful media nowadays, everything is possible. Sex clips keep spreading even without consent or approval. I know that the safest way to address this issue is “NOT to make sex videos” at all. But why would we stop others from doing so if it provides personal entertainment. Take note, personal. I think there could be a twist of stories if it just so happened that GIRLs are the ones keeping copies of videos than guys. For sure there would be no blackmails.

Another threat in creating your own sex video is uncontrollable mass production. In case of theft or lost, other people get access to your belongings. There is no guaranteed data protection.
(OMG. I wonder who got my cell phone now! Tsk. It was stolen, yeah!)

My only advice to those who are fond of filming their sexsion is to SHOOT with care. Literally. (Whatever, it is still double meaning). It’s ok to get sexcited to watch it afterwards, just make sure to delete the file and do it in private. Yes, delete the file and leave no traces of it. Why not, you can always make a new one. (And nothing beats the real thing.) LOL. Reminds me of a priest’s remark: “Kung hindi maiwasan, eh di bawasan…”

ROTFL.

P.S.

Hayden… May you rot in hell!

*flicked: Refer to Ganda ni Rae Thread post

Fake Antivirus: Spyware Protect 2009

It’s true that cybercriminals have unleashed a blizzard of rogue antivirus to plunder naive users and the amount of money involved is astounding.

Top earners are likely making up to US$5 M a year by controlling large botnets of infected computer and siphoning money into their accounts. Antivirus XP 2008, 2009 and Pro are the most prevalent rogue antivirus right now.

Most victims are computer illiterate since they ignorantly click it from advertisements, spam mails and the like. And to quote Joe Stewart (Director of Malware Research at SecureWorks): “There’s no legitimate virus software that’s going to [unexpectedly] appear on your system and tell you’re infected with hundreds of things.”
QFT.

Now, before I get out of lane, let me share you how to resolve Spyware Protect 2009 infection in just THREE steps. Easy as 1-2-3. Literally..

1. Go to task manager and end sysguard.exe process.

2. Go to msconfig and uncheck sysguard.exe in startup tab.

3. Delete sysguard.exe from C:\Windows

Restart the computer and that’s it.

If the situation becomes more complicated, you may need to refer to a more technical guide to uninstall Spyware Protect 2009.

The Perfect Nail Art

Oh yes, I’m loving my beautiful hands even more. Haha. Mama Ems worked on it and she complimented my soft palm and nice fingernails. Plus another side comment. Of course I’m doing some household chores, too. (I always give them the impression that I don’t help at home. LOL. Actually, I’m all by myself and all the chores are mine: from laundry to diswashing up to general cleaning. Uhm, well… at times that I’m too lazy and too tired, I just drop my clothes at the nearest laundry shop.)

I am an avid fan of nail polish and I always see to it that my fingernails are properly groomed. I love them long and colorful. I can go from French Tip to deep red shades; it really depends on my mood. Being a girl, we are privileged to lots of ka-KIKAYan stuff without being branded as vain. (Well, our men counterparts are called metrosexual, and the term doesn’t sound good to my ears, made me think of something else…Hehe)

So, what’s the latest nail craze? Have you heard of Konad Nail Art? Yes, it is here in the Philippines . And it will only take five minutes to achieve perfection. It works in such a way that the images and design are being transferred from a plastic stamp into your nails. Do you also know that a thing such as nail art printer really exists? It is also called flower printer. You can have funky nails everyday since this can print predefined or customized images.

Digital nail art is like express manicure. Way back my elementary days, I am fond of nail tattoos. They are cool and nice to play with, unfortunately it is a kid stuff anymore and don’t really last long. Aren’t you excited to glam up your nails? Elevate your fashionable state of mind and upgrade your technological ideas. Be more fabulous. Be more of a girl and charm the guy next to you.

Through ebay, you can purchase Konad Stamping Nail Art Set for P6000. Some will even give you discounts. Visit http://konadnailart.com/ for more information. I had my nails done at a more affordable price though. Thanks to Karla. She did a great job. Next time, I’ll try the nail art kit @ Watsons.

*I wish I could take a pic of my perfect nail art. T_T
*Looking forward to a new camera phone. ^_^

Hell Girl

It’s not about the anime. It’s all about me, rather, the animated me.

05-09-09
Bisa Bayside Resort
Mabini, Batangas

It has been successful and everyone enjoyed it. Not just the beach but especially the BEER. I had been busy preparing our meals allday, come night time, I went swimming with them. Hahaha. Itw’s lots of fun. ^_^

Then there goes the most awaited drinking session. I drink but I don’t smoke. After getting hyped up with Barbie Girl, Beer and Total Eclipse of Heart; I then quenched my thirst with Red Horse Beer. Ohhhh, feels good as it runs down through my throat. :) After one bottle there comes next, and another one and next and next and next. LOL. No, actually after one bottle, they decided to use shot glass instead. SHOT GLASS. Yes, it is literally a big shot glass full of RH. No chaser. After 5 more shots, I felt my palm getting itchy. Hoorah, there goes my allergy. I was palpitating and red all over. OMG. Hell girl in motion. As if the signs were not enough, I took another shot until my team leader laughed at me saying, “Ano ka, Tisay? Dito ka nga. Ifocus ang camera…” Haha. They kept the film rolling. Tsk tsk, have mercy on my smug face. My boyfriend will kill me! Ohshi-!

I felt my head getting heavy and I started grabbing anyone’s hand to feel my heartbeat. Haha. I’m not drunk, just tipsy..(Chris, where are you?!) They were all worried and asking if I have meds with me. Unfortunately no, coz it has been a long time since I last took Iterax and Virlix for occasion like this. IDK why out of nowhere, I got these skin allergy from RH. Maybe because I had too much that night. More than a liter of it, I guess. Two or more. LOL. I got red patches on my body and it’s getting hard to breath. I asked Ryan to accompany me at our room and there I fell on my bed wasted.

After an hour, I woke up feeling cold. Errr… I was freezin there. Why not, I was sleeping with my flowy skirt and tube-tops without any blanket. I grabbed my jacket and after using the restroom, I could not sleep anymore. Weeeeehhh… I was very much awake so started scribbling on my notebook.

We left the place the next day and took Tagaytay route. Our stop over was at Mahogany Market for the famous “bulalo”. Ewww. I DO NOT EAT BEEF! How could they be so inconsiderate?! Someone even called me ma-”R” after I had suggested mushroom burger instead. Haha. So there they went feasting over the best bulalo while I contented myself with other dish. It didn’t feel good to see them eating that meat and sipping that soup in just one table. It didn’t look, feel, and smell good. I wanna throw up but I just couldn’t be that rude. Oh well, thanks for the free serving of sweet señoritas.

Team Delta
^Team Delta^

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